The Pinocchio Podcast
-- Bill Clinton, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman," 1998.
-- Richard Nixon's denial of any knowledge about the Watergate break-in, 1972.
-- Barry Bonds' claim that he never used steroids, 2003.
-- Tony Attwood, in Donna Williams' recent podcast, only slightly exaggerated for parody purposes: "I have never used the term CADD, and anyone who says otherwise is a militant extremist and jealous of my success, and it was just too hard for me to find Ari Ne'eman's very prominently posted contact information."
Gee Tony, do you think your nose will still fit through the conference center doors?